fmpe

acronym for "Fuck My Pathetic Existence".

Person 1: Yeh, our biology is due next period.
Person 2: Omfg, are you serious? Fmpe.

Mum: Honey, we're out of sprinkles.
Joe: FMPE!!

fmpe by clayerr:* July 16, 2010

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FMPE

An acronym used to express 1) the painful reminiscence about all that has come to pass throughout the course of one's pathetic lifetime, 2) No hope for the a brighter tomorrow 3) Utter defeat & surrender in the face of life's brutal, never-ending onslaught of problems. All in all, if someone reaches this stage in life, then they're better off having their whole family tree eradicated.

Adam:Yo man, everything is going fucking wrong with my life. FMPE!!

Steve: Fucking die already.. emo fuck.

FMPE by Queer&here May 8, 2010

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FMPE

fmpe = short version for
From My Personal Expirience.

a: "so, what can you say about MacOS?"
b: "FMPE it looks very nice, but it is just a BSD linux with some addons"

FMPE by abductee September 23, 2005

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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