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acronym for "Fuck My Pathetic Existence".
Person 1: Yeh, our biology is due next period.
Person 2: Omfg, are you serious? Fmpe.

Mum: Honey, we're out of sprinkles.
Joe: FMPE!!
by clayerr:* July 15, 2010
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An acronym used to express 1) the painful reminiscence about all that has come to pass throughout the course of one's pathetic lifetime, 2) No hope for the a brighter tomorrow 3) Utter defeat & surrender in the face of life's brutal, never-ending onslaught of problems. All in all, if someone reaches this stage in life, then they're better off having their whole family tree eradicated.
Adam:Yo man, everything is going fucking wrong with my life. FMPE!!

Steve: Fucking die already.. emo fuck.
by Queer&here May 08, 2010
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fmpe = short version for
From My Personal Expirience.
a: "so, what can you say about MacOS?"
b: "FMPE it looks very nice, but it is just a BSD linux with some addons"
by abductee September 07, 2005
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