FMODL

a fat, stupid, stubby slut who wears clothes that are too tight for her and bind into her fat rolls.

the fmodl was stalking her x-boyfriend who doesn't like her anymore

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

FMODL

a girl who is short and fat, yet she thinks that she is hot shit

when he had sex with the fmodl, he got caught in her fat

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

FMODL

a girl who is short and fat who thinks she is hot but guys online "like" her for sex

the fmodl was stalking her ex-boyfriend who doesn't like her anymore

by ohh yea April 10, 2003

Foodling

The act of reaching into a bag of food, usually from a fast food restaurant in your passenger seat, searching for something to put in your mouth. Inspired from noodling

I started foodling for that last soft taco that I know I ordered.

by Salesteamsix July 1, 2019

FMOML

Internet acronym for "Funniest Moment Of My Life." It is generally used as a mockery of the acronyms ROFL, LMAO, etc. People don't literally roll on the floor laughing or laugh their a**es off.

FMOML is a sarcastic over-exaggeration of moments that are seen as "funny," but actually aren't.

<nerd>I had the coolest dream last night that I won the lottery! LMAO!
<jock>Really?
<nerd>Yeah! Isn't that so funny!?
<jock>... Oh, yeah. Totally FMOML.

by Vergil Art December 17, 2009

Foodless

It´s an adjective which describes situation when people have no food or very small amount of it. It´s more logic word than famine is.

No food in the fridge, i guess we are foodless.

by Saetri April 18, 2009

fmdl

FUCK MY DAMN LIFE

I CANT SLEEP FMDL

by Mrs. Robins October 21, 2010