Flongus 

A sentient piece of faeces that grows legs and climbs out of the toilet to eventually track down its owner and consume their body. Flongus are usually found to form after the owner has eaten their weight in food in one day (and survived), the flongus is actually just disgusted by the amount of food you eat and believes the world would be better without you. Once the flongus has completed its mission it will peacefully return to the toilet it came from and flush itself

Child: ahhh... 45kg of food in one day, beat that dad

Dad: son, whatever you do do not go to the toilet today or face the wrath of the flongus!

Flongus by Kitchen🅱️ench June 13, 2018

Flongus 

A term used to describe someone who has a rather loud assclap while dancing or shaking hips.
You will experience Flongus if you have not practiced your twerking skills.

Jimmy: " Hey Jennifwa, wanna dance to Daft Punk?"
Jennifwa:" Sure Jimmy! My body is ready!"
*Jennifwa starts dancing to Around the World*
* loud clap sounds out of nowhere*
Jimmy: " Umm, Jennifwa, did you just Flongus?"
Jennifwa: "....sorry"

Flongus by Balls Are Handy January 6, 2013

FLONGUS 

A big fucking spider, that you tried to kill, but it ran away.

Brin: bro why you hidin
Freshpeter: FLONGUS
Brin: fuck

FLONGUS by Avocado worshipper October 3, 2019

flonkus 

Slang word with no connotions for Rock music in the vein of the Symphonic Progressive Rock of the 1970s. Originated on fan-based message boards.

"The band Sleepytime Gorilla Museum's 'Grand Opening and Closing' is a unique experience for Progressive Rock fans who want something to contrast with their vast array of flonkus CDs." From a Review

flonkus by DidSprintingDie May 17, 2004

FLOGUS 

A young YouTuber that love music,lil peep and xxxtentacion. Her real name is Florence but she likes to be called hellgirl, Flo or bossy flossy.

FLOGUS is my favorite YouTuber

FLOGUS by Flogus June 27, 2018

Flungus 

A flungus is a stupid person in an online game.

*Your teammate makes a mistake or says something stupid*
You: "Oh, so you're some kind of flungus aren't you!?"

Flungus by Spectral0 August 31, 2020

Flingus 

A combination of two living thing that are opposites. For example a human and a flower.

The flingus was half man half alien.

Flingus by Rampstop June 17, 2020