floatation 

Floatation is a state of ecstasy achieved by skiers and snowboarders in powder snow conditions.

My skis give me killer floatation in the waist deep.

floatation by The Snow Prophet May 18, 2010

floatation devices 

One of many countless slang terms for a woman's breasts, particularly large perky breasts.

*At the annual college swimming championship competition*

Chuck: Damn Sean, did you see that Erica outswim the other contestants for the umpteenth time? She just won the whole tourney and is the undefeated champion of the whole district! I wonder how the hell she does it.
Sean: Lotsa practice obviously. Like the other swimmers. But one could assume that it's in part due to those damn fine floatation devices she got on her! *points and ogles at Erica as she holds up her trophy to the audience*
Chuck: Amen, brother! I sure wanna make that one my little bed mermaid! Giggidy giggidy!





Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.

floatation devices by Mark H April 24, 2005

floatation device 

See breast

floatation device by Anonymous November 2, 2002

EGG FLOATATION 

AN EGG THAT FLOATS.!

THE EGG WAS PLACED IN (SALTY) WATER AND GOT DENSE AND STARTED FLOATING. THIS IS A PROJECT CALLED EGG FLOATATION.

EGG FLOATATION by WAZZ UP.! March 5, 2011

dry floatation 

To relieve oneself anally in water, normally a bathtub; sometimes a larger body of water such as a swimming pool.

"Tom jumped in the pool and just took a dry floatation in front of everyone"
"Andy needed a dry floatation like a hot rash"

dry floatation by BBAA March 2, 2014

Fecal Floatation

A condition often provoked by anal sex in the bathtub

Stacey: Yes we can try anal in the bathtub so it doesn't get messy
Ron: Ok honey... anything for anal
Stacey: Oh that is pretty good Ron... please take it out though
Ron: Holy cow! What came out with my penis
Stecey: I don't know honey... let's call it a fecal floatation

Fecal Floatation by FunniCuzItsTru July 27, 2013

Frotation 

1. n. An afro rotating so fast it separates itself into it's much simpler elements i.e. ,(Understanding, acceptance, and peace).

2. v. Frotating, Frotated, Frotate. The act of calmly existing in a state of absolute understanding, acceptance, and peace.

1 n. Chris Kaz shook his head so fast his afro gave off intense frotations to all in the room. That day they all gave up bickering over their opinions about Miley Cyrus claiming that their actions violated the 3 elements of Frotation, and instead had one last, long and well thought out conversation to solve all the worlds major problems(war, racism, sexism, poverty, etc.) as best as they could. (See definition 1)

2. v. Budha, Ghandi, Jesus, Albert Einstein, and John Lennon were all wonderful at Frotating. (See definition 2)

Frotation by The Frotations October 14, 2013