Flarper

One who fails or falls very commonly.

You're mom is such a flarper in bed.

by Flarp Parkour April 16, 2011

Flarper Nut

Something one would say when their parents are around.

*dies in epic game of fall guys* YOU MOTHER FLARPER NUT

by hey,nice_RoOsTer September 2, 2020

Flapper wagon

An uncircumcised penis that gets jerked off to the point of climax and you leave the semen in the uncircumcised flaps.

Klinton has a nice flapper wagon!

Did you see his flapper wagon? It really held his cum.

by Pandaassassin1 May 6, 2021

cheek flapper

To expell gas from one's anus with such force that both sides of his/her buttox slap together to create a distinctly audible, and occasionally painful, vibration.

During the awkward silence on his date, John let forth such an intense cheek flapper that the silverware on the table rattled.

by Shpoiken April 28, 2005

Flapper Girl

Flappers of the 1920s were young women known for their energetic freedom, embracing a lifestyle viewed by many at the time as outrageous, immoral or downright dangerous.

Mavericker: NIPP you look like you belong in the 1920s.
Nipp: What do you mean?
Mavericker: You look like a FLAPPER GIRL.

by Wodderwick December 25, 2021

Flapper smacker

When a guy sits on a girls vagina and farts causing her pussy lips to smack around.

Him: “Spread your legs babe”
Her: “what for?....”
Him: “for the ol flapper smacker”

by 3Djoker November 15, 2018

chav flappers

Little England flags that are attached to car windows when the England football team is making a brief guest appearance in the first couple of rounds of a major football tournament.

I didn't expect Barry to stick chav flappers on his BMW

by fatmarrow June 20, 2010