The literal definition of a perfect human specimen, why is he named this, you might ask? Simple, it's because he's that great, and the other 2 Billion Plus are jealous of him. When Fivey is around, the whole world gasps, and when he's not, the whole world wishes he was.
"Dude, that dude over there. He looks like he's Fivebillionthehuman."
"I wish I was Fivebillionthehuman."
"Meh, maybe Thirtythousandthehuman on a good day. But you'll get there"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)