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A person (usually female) who plays down the fact that they are wearing a fitbit, while simultaneously showing it off to everyone within hearing range of their upper-middle class voice.
Mindy: Hey Danae, is that a fitbit?
Danae: Oh, yes it is... It cost me $300 and it's the latest model, AGAIN, but I just use it to monitor my sleep patterns.
Mindy: Oh, Ok.
Danae: Ughh OMG, I'm at 6500 steps and Tabatha is at 8000. Now I will have to speed walk around Whole Foods in my yoga pants, just to get to my calorie target.
Mindy: Oh, Danae. You are such a fitbitch.
Fitbitch by Slap the Penguin August 12, 2015
Related Words
FITBH fitch fith fitching fitb fitchy fitch bitch Fitchburg fitba fitbin

skitchin my fitchin 

John: Yo I wanna go get a burger. You skitchin my fitchin?
Tyrone: Yea dawg i’m skitchin ya fitchin. Let’s go to McDonalds.

Abercrombie & Fitch 

A usually overpriced store with a huge lack in lighting, and should be sued for air pollution.
Person: Hi, welcome to Abercrombie & Fitch, would you like a flashlight and a gas mask?
Abercrombie & Fitch by Winxx May 20, 2013

Fithouse 

A term usually used by people in and around Manchester, to describe someone that is good-looking and attractive. You are more likely to hear this word in a Manc accent, and is used by both sexes.
Girl 1: Oooh 'av you seen Tom's mate
Girl 2: Yeah, Jo
Girl 1: Hes a right fithouse int he!
Fithouse by YeahMate! February 22, 2009

Fitzharris 

A presentation that is 3 times longer than the maximum time. Usually involves messing up at the start and asking to do it again.
Person 1: Gosh, that presentation was so long. I can't believe it is actually finished.
Person 2: Yeah, that was some Fitzharris.
Fitzharris by Comrade 1 December 21, 2019

John Fitch Vodka 

The lowest quality vodka sold at Peerless Liquors in Fitchburg, MA for about $10 for a handle.

Drinking this liquor straight from the bottle, or a shot glass may cause vomiting, black outs, bad decisions, and in rare cases sex with well-endowed leprechauns looking for their lucky charms. So beware.
Person 1- "I totally drank like ten shots of John Fitch Vodka last night."

Person 2- "Yeah, you totally nailed that leprechaun, and he got his lucky charms back."
John Fitch Vodka by NikkiDubz January 15, 2009