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FIGD (Fart(ed) in your general direction). You say this right after you fart towards someone.

Pronunciation: Fidged
"Oh I just figded."

"Oh that figd was so loud."

(Someone farts towards a friend) "figd."
FIGD by fartmaster69 June 29, 2010
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FiGD Fachinstitut fuer Informatik und Grafikdesign
Das FiGD - Fachinstitut für Informatik und Grafikdesign in Berlin ist ein etabliertes zertifiziertes Schulungscenter direkt am S-Bahnhof Landsberger Allee im Berliner Prenzlauer Berg und bietet Ihnen geförderte Fortbildungen wie Weiterbildungen in Vollzeit mit BGS, berufsbegleitende Abendseminare, Job Coaching mit AVGS, Umschulungen mit IHK-Abschluss sowie produktionsorientierte Firmenschulungen.
FIGD by TK_Berlin January 24, 2017
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A word you decide to look up the definition of because you have nothing else to do.
The word figdig is not a real word.
figdig by Supernamo February 6, 2022
Way to descripe the penis of a man who is cleary not well endowed. Very similar to "cocktailsausagedick" but give a better imagery with the colour and shrivelled appearance.
"You ain't coming anywhere mear me with that tiny figdick. You wanna fuck something, go find a keyhole"
figdick by Norville December 3, 2004
To make someone laugh so hard that they die of laughter.

Originates from The Donkey Eating Figs, a famous animal who caused a Greek philosopher (i think) to die of laughter. RIP to him.
I showed him this funny video and I accidentally figdonkeyed him.
figdonkey by mtyuaduauduve3845 August 24, 2025
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