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"Fuck im good, just ask me" a cocky head teacher phrase
e.g. "we do know that Nigel Griffiths was so arrogant that by 2016 he was using the term FIG-JAM to describe himself to people"
FIG-JAM by JohnJeffSmith November 7, 2020
Urban Dictionary Merch
fig jam is an acroynm for Fuck I'm Good Just Ask Me
Jared "lets go son, i'll knock you out"
Andrew "fine...punk"
Andrew knocks jared out
Andrew "FIG JAM...Biatch"
FIG JAM by smeags dawg June 19, 2004
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Acronym: Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me
"Girl I need to get my hair done"

"Fig jam"

"What?"

Fuck I'm Good, just ask me
FIG JAM by Allen Jonson July 20, 2007
I term for someone who thinks highly of themselves.

When interpreted, the letters stand for : Fuck I'm good, just ask me
Eg 1- Mike: " I got an A in my test. Fig jam baby!"

Eg 2- Steve: " I can get any girl I want, I just show them my abs and have them crooning"
Jenny: ( rolls her eyes) " Ugh....fig jam much Steve?... Get over yourself.."
Fig jam by Quirkette May 10, 2016
Fuck I'm Good, Just ask me
Guy 1: Dude, wat the hell?
Guy 2: FIG JAM
FIG JAM by JB49100 October 29, 2012
An acronym for "Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me". Used by many Australians as a sign of triumph after completing a task, winning an award or just as a joke.
Also a song, "FIGJAM (Fuck I'm Good Just Ask Me)" by Butterfingers, an Australian band.
Bob: "Ahhh, finished tiling that roof at last..."
Alan: "Yeah, FIGJAM!"
FIGJAM by AlertAnimations.tk September 24, 2005
An exclamation of triumph. "Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me"
FIGJAM by Karsoe March 1, 2003
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