FIBS

Fucking Itchy Balls Syndrome.

FIBS usually doesn't occur in private, but most likely during a family dinner, a formal event, or something similar. Symptoms include uncomfortably itchy scrotum/pubic area, awkward lower body movement/squirming, and near uncontrollable urge to thrust hand in pants and scratch scrotum/pubic area.

"Dude, why are you fuckin dancing around like that?"

"I got a bad case of FIBS, man."

"Fuckin scratch them, idiot."

"I can't while we're taking the fucking prom picture asshole."

by Riley July 21, 2004

FIBS

When your ass itches before, after or both after taking a runny shit. It sometimes takes half a roll of toilet paper to get it resolved. Fucking itchy but syndrome.

I've got the fibs after those wings last night.

by Joe sikorski February 02, 2007

FIBS

Fat Incompetent Ball Sack

Gibbs is such a FIBS... he can never do anything right

by Jeff Morrow May 24, 2007

fibbed

To have lied.

Normally in a white way.

To earn hippie cred, I fibbed about being an actor and even showed him a card which said I was with a local repertory theater.

by The Amazing AO May 16, 2009

FIB

Fucking Illinois Bastard

Careful, that guy is driving like a FIB!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 17, 2022

FIB

Fucking Illinois Bastards – just pronounced as fib by Wisconsinites referring to people from Illinois, how they drive and act. They drive really fast at home but slower than an old lady with a walker when they’re vacationing in Wisconsin and don’t know were they’re going.

I got cut off by some FIB while I was driving on the I.

by raytown April 26, 2004

Fibbing

To lie. To fib isn't to make a small, subtle lie, that will hopefully go unnoticed.

Jake was fibbing when he said he finished his homework.

by ZombieLord December 28, 2009