Fedophile

Any federal government agency, department, organization, council, association, or representative thereof who pries into a person's private business or otherwise molests him.

Taxpayer: "The fuckin fedophiles at the IRS are jail raping me for 1500 dollars this year!"

Traveler: "The fedophiles at the boarder gate said I couldn't travel without a passport."

College Student: "The fedophiles in Congress need to understand they are never going to stop people from sparking the owl (lighting a joint)"

by jj1221 February 21, 2010

fedophile

A TSA agent sworn to serve and protect the flying public by molesting children.

Those TSA fedophiles want the right to unionize.

AFL-CIO?

No, NAMBLA.

by nrbrkr December 03, 2010

fedophile

One who is completely obsessed with Roger Federer.
Phrase coined by GOTOTENNIS

That woman is SUCH a fedophile

by FreakyFrites March 27, 2009

Fedophile

When a FBI agent has to review cases of childporn so often he becomes attracted to it and he further pursues helping child trafficking cases so be can overview more evidence files.

Daryl: man Steve is such a good child abduction investigator. I think I should promote him!
Dave: PROMOTE?!?! STEVE IS A FEDOPHILE

by Monstermachine863 November 16, 2021

fedophile

A government official who can't keep his hands out of our pockets

Harry Reid is a fedophile.

by Big Al pogo February 26, 2010

FEDOPHILE

a Pedophile that works in/with the Federal Government

that Fedophile is talking inappropriately with 15-year-old Girls!!

by DSDATURA August 15, 2023

Fedophile

Community of streamer on twitch called "fedmyster"

We are fedophiles fed7

by TwitchViewer April 04, 2018