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A person who is extremely fat and loves to lie to feel secure about his weight.
Nikki: DID U KNOW SAM SAM HAS A G35?!
NOOMZ: Hell naw?! did u see that shit?!
Nikki: no he parks it in his underground garage below his apartment building DUH!
NOOMZ: what a FALIAR!
FALIAR by Miss Anonymiss February 25, 2008
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When something is so funny u combine the word "fucking and hillarious" making the word falarious
Ross "OMG the joke Matt said today was so Falarious"

Jake "IK that kid in general is Falarious"
Falarious by Eman Ekaf May 27, 2010
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Failarious 

Someone who fails in a humorious way. A type of philosophical or crude humor, often when someone gets hurt.
Haha did you just see that kid fall off his bike and break his collar bone? That was failarious!
Failarious by Lerich August 19, 2008
Enjoy life at the most without fear. Rule enforcer without ever doing shit. Hypocrite. Never worked in life.
Do your work while I rest by the pool. Fabiar
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(noun) describing a kid who gets only 99% in math
Did u see Steven he only got 99% in math he's such a faliure
Faliure by Melon_Lord69 July 10, 2021
fucking hilarious
The movie we watched wuz so falarious
falarious by nicci March 28, 2004
most angelic girl in the world.
shes as pure as white and sweet and cute as strawberry.
a girl you'd give everything to be just close to her.
WOW that falara is so cute and innocent i just want to fund her a sl5 lance 140% dark
Falara by Silvea May 11, 2018
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