Fakery

Fakery=Shit That Aint Tight(person who committed the act-their respectability)
see also; FakeryTheta=degree of fakage

Michael faked on giving me some money. Fakery=Not giving me money(Michael-small degree of respectability)

by Jskull/NB April 22, 2009

Fakery

A "bakery" or "coffee shop" or other "small business" that is a front for a drug dealer, used to launder money and provide more interesting means of drug consumption.

Him: Man, my guy won't return my call.
Me: It's aight yo, I know this fakery, we can get some brownies.

by Dreucifer September 1, 2006

fakery

A shop that sells fake desserts.

I bought a dozen sugar-free cookies and a mock apple pie at the fakery.

by BasicJay August 6, 2011

fakery

The art of being a fake bitch. Or bastard. Or douche. If he or she is excellent at being a fake, he or she commits fakery.

Janella is so good at fakery. I can't believe she was such a fake!

by Athere Madrijo October 6, 2011

Fakery

A bakery which misleadingly sells thawed frozen goods, pre-processed goods or baked goods made off-premises.

The cake I bought at the fakery was definitely a frozen cake, it didn't taste very fresh.

by dollar bill yallz February 18, 2017

Fakery

When you look in a bakery case filled with spectacular looking desserts no one could resist , only to find when you taste them there is no flavor. Usually found in diners with baking on the premises.

I blew 1,000 calories on a cream filled pie from the Fakery case in that all night diner in town !

by susabar August 9, 2010

Fakery

When someone is lying about someone or something

Ollie doesn't get girls, thats a fakery

by ollie_gets_no _girls January 8, 2016