fake clean 

Knowing someone is coming over whom you want to impress, but there isn't enough time to clean; so you shove everything in a closet, under your bed, or in a hamper to achieve the perception your place is spotless.

My girl and her Mom randomly said they were stopping by for brunch, so I opened the closet doors in support of my fake clean attempt.

fake clean by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

FAKE CLEAN 

A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.

Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.

For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!

FAKE CLEAN by Smooax September 4, 2020

Faceclean 

To take out all references to sex, and drugs or other naughty stuff, and to hide posts from friends who post those things.

You: Yo I got a new job and I gotta faceclean because my boss wants to be my friend.
Him: Oh yeah, well I had to faceclean because my Grandma friended me!

Faceclean by bxtraylady June 23, 2009