F.O.N.S.

Future One Night Stand. To be immediately followed by a dual thumbs up while saying Arthur Fonzarelli's classic "Eyyyyyy..."
"See that little blonde over there? She's my F.O.N.S. Eyyyyyyyyy..."
by sakimoto33 August 21, 2011
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F.O.N.S.

Fear Of Negative Selftalk often related to vague promises you made to yourself. Sometimes related to unlearned internal narratives from emotionally abusive upbringing.
I didn't tell anyone I was coming but I knew if I didn't I'd have F.O.N.S. about it. Even though I just wanted to leave as soon as I got here.

I wanted to lay around and play video games but the FONS got me, but then I couldn't be productive either cause I was stuck in that cycle.
by AuntieLeon May 12, 2023
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