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F.O.N.S.

Future One Night Stand. To be immediately followed by a dual thumbs up while saying Arthur Fonzarelli's classic "Eyyyyyy..."
"See that little blonde over there? She's my F.O.N.S. Eyyyyyyyyy..."
by sakimoto33 August 21, 2011
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F.O.N.S.

Fear Of Negative Selftalk often related to vague promises you made to yourself. Sometimes related to unlearned internal narratives from emotionally abusive upbringing.
I didn't tell anyone I was coming but I knew if I didn't I'd have F.O.N.S. about it. Even though I just wanted to leave as soon as I got here.

I wanted to lay around and play video games but the FONS got me, but then I couldn't be productive either cause I was stuck in that cycle.
by AuntieLeon May 12, 2023
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This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B
by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020
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t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d.

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smellin fat bitch. why you took me off the mother fukin schedule with yo tryflin dirty white racist ass big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch, i'm comin up there and imma beat the fuck out of you...
t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d.
by That_Dysphoric_Bitch March 31, 2020
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c.s.m.d.u.i.n.o.y.f

Can You Suck My Sick Untill I Nut On Your Face
Him: Babygirl C.S.M.D.U.I.N.O.Y.F
Her: Yes,Daddy
by ForeveaMine November 17, 2020
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l.m.s.y.d.u.y.n.o.m.f

Let me suck your dick until you nut on my face.
Girl: Babe, l.m.s.y.d.u.y.n.o.m.f , tonight.

Guy: How bout rn? ;)
by brxty.slxt / on ig June 23, 2021
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