Eyestaches

A person's eyebrows.

A new word instead of the stupid word "eyebrows".

WTF IS A "BROW"
ITS LIKE LITTLE MUSTACHES ABOVE YOUR EYES

Your eyestaches are looking fine today!

Eyestaches by Maffson January 26, 2017

eyestache 

archaic term: eyebrow

noun: the mustache like hair that grows above each eye

hey dude, nice eyestache

eyestache by nutella_nut June 7, 2011

eyestache 

Eyestache
n. 1. Another name for "unibrow",

2. A term used for describing an eyebrow line that has no definition of duplicity, very well looking just like a typical mustache (i.e.: one solid eyebrow from temple to temple, for some misfortunate humans)

May also be used as a verb, as in: growing an eyestache; eyestaching

Eyestache™
Any and all future use of the term "eyestache" for advertising, marketing or profiting shall solely be.the property of A____ M______ R_____, as noted by legal trademark of the name Eyestache™.

Sentence example:

"That eyestache could use a bit of a trim before he gets poked in the eye by a rogue hair"

eyestache by murdock421 May 11, 2013

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004