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Eye Shot 

(N) A shot of cum aimed at the eye.
(V) To cum in a chick's eye.
"No more eye shots. Aim for the mouth."
Eye Shot by LarcLover October 21, 2003
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eye shot 

The newest definition of dumbassery, an eye shot consists of imbibing alcohol (usually vodka) through one's eye as a way of getting the alcohol into one's system more quickly. This is, of course, an incredibly good way to end up blind.
Bob: So how did you lose your sight?
Fred: Eye shots. It was so worth it!
eye shot by Blakeyboy93 September 25, 2010

eye shot 

A punch in the eye through a hole in the door at a crack house. The punch in the eye is received voluntarily in exchange for a small rock of crack cocaine.
Them kids comin' up nowadays is crazy. The get bored inside a crack house all day sellin' crack and they want to do something to have some fun. The put a hole in a door and make the crack house an "eye shot house".

When you see a couple walkin' through the hood and they both got a black eye, you can tell they been at the "eye shot house".

If you want a hit of crack but ain't got no money, you can get you a hit of crack at an eye shot house. Milwaukee WI
eye shot by heiny4243 November 22, 2010

Red Eye Shot 

A drink originating in Sioux Falls, SD, named after The RedEye Bar it was invented in, appearance, and for its affects post consumption. Served in a plastic power bomb shot glass, you fill the center shot with UV Cherry Vodka and fill the outside ring with NOS Energy drink. The shot will look like a red eye. Created at a time before a negative correlation between energy drinks and alcohol was established, this shot represents the true epitome of the dangers presented with combining both items. Caution is strongly advised: If consumed in moderate to large quantities the imbiber will develop blood shot eyes.
Mike: What do you feel like doing tonight? Are you up for a drink after work?
Jack: The red-eyed Coyote will appear in the RedEye Bar at the far end of town.
Mike: Oh man, I'm not sure I can handle another night of Red Eye Shots!
Red Eye Shot by Surpriselove June 19, 2018

Monkey eye shot

The act of having anal with your sister while your brother jerks off and shoots his load in sisters eye while jumping and chanting like a monkey
I love to give my sister a monkey eye shot
Monkey eye shot by Bobby miller February 25, 2025

eye cum shot 

When someone's eye turns red from getting hit there with cum. It turns red because of the warm salt.
Jacob: "Your eye's red. Did you get eye cum shot?"
Liz: "Yeah, by Bob."
eye cum shot by John Plato June 11, 2008

cum shot to the eye 

when a human being spunks in someones eye usually unexpectedly, causing severe loss of sight
jenni cuatro took a cum shot to the eye
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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