the chintu experience

sitting on your hand to numb it, spraying ur crush’s perfume on it, and then jerking off with your eyes closed while pretending it’s her.

“hey ellis can i borrow some lotion?”
“yea, why?”
“i want to have the chintu experience tonight.”

by olivertreeisperfect420 February 18, 2023

The Horniest Experience Ever

When Kate Upton grabs your dick and strokes it off so hard that you end up in the emergency room.

Man, that bathroom, was The Horniest Experience Ever! That blonde!

by Strawberry Pterodactyls March 17, 2019

First Hand Experience In Second Hand Love

Gipsy please
Won't you give me
The secret key
Of life's mistery
She said
Gipsy girl
won't you unfurl
the flag of life
before my eyes
And she said
Then you read my hands
Then you read my eyes
Said I am a man
Who must learn to cry
Then you took the cards
Then tear a deck of truth

Gazed towards the stars
Said I must learn to lose
Gipsy love
Oh can't you see
That you are the one
I really need
She said I need
First hand experience
In second hand love
I need
First hand experience
In second hand love
Then you read my hands
Then you read my eyes
Said I am a man
Who must learn to cry
Then you took the cards
Then tear a deck of truth
Gazed toward the stars
Said I must learn to lose
Gipsy please
I won't be
Lover of you
Oh tell me please

First Hand Experience In Second Hand Love

by Death Menace August 31, 2023

Thot Experiment

Trying on a sexy/slutty outfit in the comfort of one’s home

I went through my whole wardrobe thot experimenting

by Faintsaint October 3, 2023

Regan Experience

when you take a fuck ton of drugs and go on it's a small world (the disney ride)

"dude that party was so crazy last night jt was a total regan experience"

by reggyrocks101 May 31, 2022

regan experience

when you take a fuck ton of drugs and go on it's a small world

dude that party was so crazy last night it was a total regan experience

by reggyrocks101 May 31, 2022

Lunner moon experiment

An experimental intermittent fast, widely know as the best way to get healthy and lose weight. As talked about by joe Rogan and very many well respected health experts.

I’ve started the new diet, the lunner moon experiment.

by Svenrogan January 31, 2022