Evase 

Temporarily Avoid Something

You Must Evase When Bullets Are Coming Toward You

Evase by MagentaWRLD March 24, 2023

at-ease 

(verb) to stop what you are doing, cease (This is a military term derived from the command “at-ease” which, even though sounds like it should mean “to relax”, actually is more restrictive than when a soldier is at “rest”, where a soldier is free to move, talk, smoke, etc. It is from this point that it is used to bring a soldier under control, particularly if the soldier in question is involved in grab-ass.)

Soldier: HEY CHICKY BABY! DO I GET SOME FRIES WITH THAT SHAKE?
Sergeant: AT-EASE THAT SH** OR I’LL HAVE YOU STANDING BEFORE THE SERGEANT MAJOR!

at-ease by goose_on_a_roof October 17, 2020

Happy Evasive Bachelor 

A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.

Don't bother trying to get Steve to date Alicia. He's a happy evasive bachelor.

Happy Evasive Bachelor by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020

Ease my body 

A slang from mostly the Caribbean. It means to relieve yourself by passing gas/farting so that you would feel better, It also means to release any unwanted waste from the body so that you will be relieved.

Hey, bro l am feeling kinda gassy and bloated can you excuse me to ease my body?
That burger went through me can l use the bathroom to ease my body?

Ease my body by Slapstickity March 7, 2023

Evaced 

US Army slang possibly from the Korean War, where helicopters were first used to transport wounded troops, but certainly in use during the Vietnam War. A contraction of evacuated, it means to be removed from a combat zone, by helicopter, to an aid station or hospital and, if the injury or wound is serious enough, back to the United States.

Jimmy got creased a couple of times during Charlie’s last attack; dumb fuck thought he was going to be evaced, but all he got was a purple heart and a pat on the head.

Evaced by AKACroatalin February 23, 2017

I erased time and leapt past it! 

What King Crimson says after he uses a bullshit ability that lethally kills Buccarati

Diavolo: This is my King Crimson Ablity..
Diavolo: I erased time and leapt past it!
*punches a hole in buccarati's chest*
Viewers: What a load of fucking shit.

I erased time and leapt past it! by You sad human April 2, 2019

evaneats11

dumb gay idiot from illinois that eat cock

yo you ever heard of evaneats11? yeah hes gay

evaneats11 by burgerlike July 31, 2019