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Eurodouche 

Noun, derived from douche bag.

A Eurodouche is a European douche bag, one who believes himself or herself superior to others (mainly Americans) because he or she is European. One who exhibits an inflated sense of self because of European birth, culture, or current residence.

In America, the Eurodouche can typically be found in airports, about to return to Europe. He or she will be speaking a language other than English, mocking American food, people, or customs, and believing (naively) that no one else around him can understand. He or she will also be found in large American cities and universities.

The Eurodouche is often unaware that (some) Americans may have superior culture and knowledge, in extreme cases knowing more about the Eurodouche's country of origin or speaking the Eurodouche's mother tongue better than he or she.
Bobby: "Hey, look at that pretentious French guy over there, totally mocking the Americans around him. If he hates our country so much, why does he come to vacation and study here? Look at how he is dressed, jeans way too tight, ripped as if it were still the 80's, and with a T-shirt with silly English slang on it spelled incorrectly--so not cool."

Tommy: "Yeah, that guy is a total Eurodouche. Let's go speak to him in French. He doesn't realize that everyone in our group is fluent in French."
Eurodouche by Cafone January 5, 2011
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Eurodouche 

Some European fuck that holds up the line at a US coffee shop by ordering the most complicated thing on the menu - when there is only one person working - and then has to walk away from the order because they only have Euros in their pocket with which to pay.
I had to wait 15 minutes for my coffee because some Eurodouche was in line ahead of me.
Eurodouche by Pip and Daisy August 17, 2014

Euroform 

The form in which european countries print dates, numbers, and other information.
Euroform Dates: day/month/year - 31/12/2015
Euroform Numbers: 1234,56 instead of 1234.56
Euroform by kjhobin September 1, 2015

Eurodouche 

Noun, derived from douche bag.

A Eurodouche is a European who believes himself or herself superior to Americans because he or she is European. One who exhibits an superior sense of self because of European birth, culture, or current residence.

In America, the Eurodouche can typically be found in airports, about to return to Europe. He or she will be speaking a language other than English, rightly mocking American food, people, or customs, knowing that no one else around him can understand. He or she will also be found in large American cities and universities.

The Eurodouche is painfully aware of that almost no Americans have superior culture and knowledge, certainly not knowing more about the Eurodouche's country of origin or speaking the Eurodouche's mother tongue better than he or she.
Bobby: "Hey, look at that pretentious French guy over there, totally mocking the Americans around him. If he hates our country so much, why does he come to vacation and study here? Look at how he is dressed, jeans way too tight, ripped as if it were still the 80's, and with a T-shirt with silly English slang on it spelled incorrectly--so not cool."

Tommy: "Yeah, that guy is a total Eurodouche. Let's go speak to him in French. He doesn't realize that everyone in our group is fluent in French."
Eurodouche by Aardvark2000 August 3, 2011

Eurodrop 

A drop of a progressive house song that, at first, sounds like a major blue-ball (usually following a massive, melodic buildup), but then you realize when played live, it hits very hard because of the unexpectedness.

Traditionally a eurodrop has one single repeated sound or a couple notes rather than full-on chords.
What is a eurodrop?

- Listen to "Atom" by Nari & Milani at 4:25 following the huge, melodic buildup. One of the best eurodrops of all time.

- Another example is "Encoded" by Hardwell at 2:30.

- Lastly, "Epic" by Sandro Silva & Quintino at 3:44.
Eurodrop by I_Am_Spenca October 30, 2012

Eurodork 

A dork of the uniquely Euro persuasion, i.e., can't dress, wears things that light up/flash, listens to too much techno, can't dance and usually can't do any other physical activity without looking like a total spaz. Single-handedly destroys the popular concept that Europeans are suave and sophisticated.

Usually male and not bad-looking, but was just never taught to be cool.

Eurodorks are often German, French, or Dutch. They are rarely Italian, since Italy is one of the few Euro countries with any style, and rarely English, due to the power of the English accent to make anyone seem like they have a clue.
OMG, look at that Eurodork in the adidas and the tight-in-the-wrong-places Michael Jackson t-shirt. I think he is wearing acid-washed jeans.
Eurodork by ladeeda April 22, 2006
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