Euphemism for an assassin. Usually in the context of political assassinations. Originating when Far-Right political pundit Charlie Kirk was assassinated shortly after a writer for Jezebel paid etsy witches to hex him.
Person 1: "Do you hear the outrageous shit he's saying!?"
Person 2: "He better wish that someone does get a 'Etsy Witch' to 'hex' him."
Person 2: "He better wish that someone does get a 'Etsy Witch' to 'hex' him."
by Marxist Rich September 12, 2025
Get the Etsy Witchmug. An "Etsy witch" refers to individuals selling spells, rituals, and other magical services on the online marketplace Etsy.
by Issameee July 08, 2025
Get the Etsy Witchmug.