Etsy Witch
An "Etsy witch" refers to individuals selling spells, rituals, and other magical services on the online marketplace Etsy.
Etsy Witch by Issameee July 8, 2025
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Etsy Witch
Euphemism for an assassin. Usually in the context of political assassinations. Originating when Far-Right political pundit Charlie Kirk was assassinated shortly after a writer for Jezebel paid etsy witches to hex him.
Person 1: "Do you hear the outrageous shit he's saying!?"
Person 2: "He better wish that someone does get a 'Etsy Witch' to 'hex' him."
Person 2: "He better wish that someone does get a 'Etsy Witch' to 'hex' him."
Etsy Witch by Marxist Rich September 12, 2025
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