Etown College 

The absolute worst college in all of America. Full of ugly bitches, libtards, and home of the corniest parties ever.

Person 1: Yo you tryna party at Etown College tonight bro?
Person 2: Fuckssss no babyyyy I'd rather choke my chicken all night. There will be 80% dudes 20% bitches and 19.8% of the bitches look like my left testicle.

Etown College by Barack Huessin Obama September 20, 2022

Eton College

Posh boys school in England with an annual fee of over the average income. Sports played are rowing, rugby and cricket. Pupils consist mainly of upper middle class white Oxbridge-bound Hooray Henrys, many of whom are the offspring of aristocrats and investment bankers.

Alumni includes 19 British prime ministers, the Duke of Wellington and Princes William and Harry. Situated in the quaint Berkshire town of Eton, which features a Coutts Bank and a Jack Wills store in the High Street.

I wouldn't want my little darlings mixing with the peasants. Hugo and I will be packing them off to Eton College!

Eton College by theurbandictionarydon May 18, 2011

Eton College Bicycle 

An advanced sex position invented by the boys of Eton College to compensate for the paucity of females, or complete lack of altogether. Not recommended for those without a background in yoga or gymnastics. The position: two men assume the crab position, foot to foot, with their heads facing in opposite directions. A third participant (of any gender) straddles one of the men, facing away from them, in a stood reverse cowgirl position. Bent over at the waist, this third participant can then access the other male's genitalia, which it is recommended they then service orally. Two chairs or stools can be used for back support, if necessary. It is rumoured that the rush of blood to the head caused by the crab position prolonged sexual activity and can induce euphoria.

"What's all that noise?"
"I reckon it's Benjamin and Bill attempting the Eton College Bicycle again."
"Do they have a girl this time, or are they just using a C blocker again?"
"Who knows."

Eton College Bicycle by NotABromance March 5, 2018

Eton College

Colloquially known as Slough Grammer. Along with Winchester and Harrow it is slowly being overrun by the Asians but the main epidemic the the homosexuals.

Eton College Gays

Eton College by timmyhands April 12, 2023

Eton College

It is a term used for righteous, self absorbed cunts. Their only personality trait is getting all A* in their GCSE’s. They are very snobby wankers, who look down upon people, despite they themselves being laughing stocks.

That was a very Eton College esq comment. (That was a very snobby comment made by a wanker like yourself)

Eton College by wetwaste6932 October 15, 2021

Eton College Christening 

Ritual abuse involving a jet of water (e.g. from a garden hose) and wire brushes.

We caught the plebs taking the shortcut through the lower garden and gave them an Eton College Christening. That'll teach the filthy beggars.

Eton College Christening by Blobbo May 31, 2013