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Evology
The growing use and dependency on technology is leading to changes in human behavior and in the human brain. Evology, a combination of the words "evolution" and "technology," is the study of the effects of technology on human evolution.
Wired Magazine did an article about video games making kids better athletes because it trains their minds to understand the game and their role in it better.
Because of the amount of information humans are now taking in, IQ tests have had to get harder. This example of evology shows that technology is making humans smarter.
Because of the amount of information humans are now taking in, IQ tests have had to get harder. This example of evology shows that technology is making humans smarter.
Evology by geekopedia April 5, 2010
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Café Ecologist
Generally, a government employee or environmental consultant who has no practical field skills or an understanding of ecology.
Unable to navigate in the bush without the aid of a touch screen device. Turn up into the field dressed in completely new clothes, almost always in khaki and predominately featuring an outdoors store latest season catalogue. Various digital accoutrements hang off their belt to help with managing the wilderness. Prone to printing off a small woodlands worth of paperwork with every page colour coded, labelled and compartmentalised in corresponding coloured manilla folders. Cannot change a tyre.
Spend the majority of their time in the office obsessing of minor inconsequential details which will be overlooked by the client. Readily plot survey points on a map with scant regard for topography, vegetation density or difficulty of access for which they will then send out contractors to complete the actual work. Dislike meetings but will tolerate them for the tiny catered sandwiches during mid-morning tea. Drink soy lattes.
Have the fitness of a wounded gazelle. Consider light wind a significant hazard and will accordingly cancel the days work. Accustomed to hefty meal allowances of which most will be spent on sourdough and chia seeds. Don’t like spiders or things getting in their hair. Find fieldwork emotionally and physically traumatising despite their Instagram hashtags indicating otherwise.
Readily identify as an ‘ecologist’ in their email signature.
Unable to navigate in the bush without the aid of a touch screen device. Turn up into the field dressed in completely new clothes, almost always in khaki and predominately featuring an outdoors store latest season catalogue. Various digital accoutrements hang off their belt to help with managing the wilderness. Prone to printing off a small woodlands worth of paperwork with every page colour coded, labelled and compartmentalised in corresponding coloured manilla folders. Cannot change a tyre.
Spend the majority of their time in the office obsessing of minor inconsequential details which will be overlooked by the client. Readily plot survey points on a map with scant regard for topography, vegetation density or difficulty of access for which they will then send out contractors to complete the actual work. Dislike meetings but will tolerate them for the tiny catered sandwiches during mid-morning tea. Drink soy lattes.
Have the fitness of a wounded gazelle. Consider light wind a significant hazard and will accordingly cancel the days work. Accustomed to hefty meal allowances of which most will be spent on sourdough and chia seeds. Don’t like spiders or things getting in their hair. Find fieldwork emotionally and physically traumatising despite their Instagram hashtags indicating otherwise.
Readily identify as an ‘ecologist’ in their email signature.
Standing at the precipice of a volcano looking down into a cauldron of boiling, angry lava.
Ecologist 1: Who put the site down there?
Ecologist 2: A fucking café ecologist.
Ecologist 1: Who put the site down there?
Ecologist 2: A fucking café ecologist.
Café Ecologist by The Angry Biologist October 16, 2019
Exolosis
Exolosis is a serious back condition where your spine is all twisted. It is painful and the only cure for it is to do a headstand. It should be done 3 times a week.
Exolosis by IHaveExolosis October 13, 2017
exolopical
When someone uses this word, you know that they are trying to make themselves look smart. If someone says it in a speech or something, everyone else's jaws drop and they point and say, "OH MY GOD!! BIG WORD!!!"
"Exolopical" is most appropriately used in a persuasive speech, but is a very dexterious word, since it has no real meaning, just a purpose. It is most properly used in proximity with the word "indubitably", which is real, and should be ass ociated with the ZFNNANLWPD and the phrase "reverse the curse".
This word was created by one Dylan Forest while writing a speech about world literacy, and it kicks ass.
"Exolopical" is most appropriately used in a persuasive speech, but is a very dexterious word, since it has no real meaning, just a purpose. It is most properly used in proximity with the word "indubitably", which is real, and should be ass ociated with the ZFNNANLWPD and the phrase "reverse the curse".
This word was created by one Dylan Forest while writing a speech about world literacy, and it kicks ass.
Listen, dipshit, you're exolopical actions are indubitably unforgivable. I'm telling you man, the ZFNNANLWPD will hunt you down and reverse the curse, and they don't give a damn how loud you scream.
exolopical by the minority November 19, 2004