IHaveExolosis's definitions

Zi Tong

Zi Tong is a multipurpose term that can be used as a noun or an adjective.

It's not just one specific person or anything, but anyone can be a Zi Tong, or act like a Zi Tong.

One can even have the condition of Zi Tongitus.

Zi Tong can be a person, it can be contagious, or a state of mind, or a certain behaviour.

It's versatile, deep, and meaningful.

Stop being a Zi Tong omg

You have Zi Tongitus

by IHaveExolosis March 1, 2020

Exolosis

Exolosis is a serious back condition where your spine is all twisted. It is painful and the only cure for it is to do a headstand. It should be done 3 times a week.

"I have exolosis, man, my back is killing me!"
"You should do a headstand."

by IHaveExolosis October 13, 2017