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elolo
a coon that everyone likes and has a real nigga called amadou who isa gd m8 , elolos tend to be black have big dicks and want pussy
elolo by shdjebdbsma March 21, 2020
ellouisy
A spunky, badass, friend that can dance like no other.She is clearly a good gymnast and has a unique personality. DON'T get on her nerves. She'll beat your ass. She is the popular girl who has some enemies along the trail. All boys need her. She has a group of friends that will never let her down and she wont let them down either.
ellouisy by shihtzu_boi March 15, 2017
Elohor
Elohor is a beautiful, thoughtful and kind person who doesn't suffer fools, doesn't take nonsense and is a blessing to all who meet her.
Like her name, Elohor is a blessing in dire circumstances. You want an Elohor in your life, trust me.
Elohor is an Urhobo name, originating from Delta state, Nigeria. It means "softness, goodness."
Like her name, Elohor is a blessing in dire circumstances. You want an Elohor in your life, trust me.
Elohor is an Urhobo name, originating from Delta state, Nigeria. It means "softness, goodness."
Evology
The growing use and dependency on technology is leading to changes in human behavior and in the human brain. Evology, a combination of the words "evolution" and "technology," is the study of the effects of technology on human evolution.
Wired Magazine did an article about video games making kids better athletes because it trains their minds to understand the game and their role in it better.
Because of the amount of information humans are now taking in, IQ tests have had to get harder. This example of evology shows that technology is making humans smarter.
Because of the amount of information humans are now taking in, IQ tests have had to get harder. This example of evology shows that technology is making humans smarter.
Evology by geekopedia April 5, 2010
Café Ecologist
Generally, a government employee or environmental consultant who has no practical field skills or an understanding of ecology.
Unable to navigate in the bush without the aid of a touch screen device. Turn up into the field dressed in completely new clothes, almost always in khaki and predominately featuring an outdoors store latest season catalogue. Various digital accoutrements hang off their belt to help with managing the wilderness. Prone to printing off a small woodlands worth of paperwork with every page colour coded, labelled and compartmentalised in corresponding coloured manilla folders. Cannot change a tyre.
Spend the majority of their time in the office obsessing of minor inconsequential details which will be overlooked by the client. Readily plot survey points on a map with scant regard for topography, vegetation density or difficulty of access for which they will then send out contractors to complete the actual work. Dislike meetings but will tolerate them for the tiny catered sandwiches during mid-morning tea. Drink soy lattes.
Have the fitness of a wounded gazelle. Consider light wind a significant hazard and will accordingly cancel the days work. Accustomed to hefty meal allowances of which most will be spent on sourdough and chia seeds. Don’t like spiders or things getting in their hair. Find fieldwork emotionally and physically traumatising despite their Instagram hashtags indicating otherwise.
Readily identify as an ‘ecologist’ in their email signature.
Unable to navigate in the bush without the aid of a touch screen device. Turn up into the field dressed in completely new clothes, almost always in khaki and predominately featuring an outdoors store latest season catalogue. Various digital accoutrements hang off their belt to help with managing the wilderness. Prone to printing off a small woodlands worth of paperwork with every page colour coded, labelled and compartmentalised in corresponding coloured manilla folders. Cannot change a tyre.
Spend the majority of their time in the office obsessing of minor inconsequential details which will be overlooked by the client. Readily plot survey points on a map with scant regard for topography, vegetation density or difficulty of access for which they will then send out contractors to complete the actual work. Dislike meetings but will tolerate them for the tiny catered sandwiches during mid-morning tea. Drink soy lattes.
Have the fitness of a wounded gazelle. Consider light wind a significant hazard and will accordingly cancel the days work. Accustomed to hefty meal allowances of which most will be spent on sourdough and chia seeds. Don’t like spiders or things getting in their hair. Find fieldwork emotionally and physically traumatising despite their Instagram hashtags indicating otherwise.
Readily identify as an ‘ecologist’ in their email signature.
Standing at the precipice of a volcano looking down into a cauldron of boiling, angry lava.
Ecologist 1: Who put the site down there?
Ecologist 2: A fucking café ecologist.
Ecologist 1: Who put the site down there?
Ecologist 2: A fucking café ecologist.
Café Ecologist by The Angry Biologist October 16, 2019
elloell
"knock kock"
"who is there"
"cash"
"cash who?"
"no thanks, but i'll take a peanut!"
"elloell tom, funny joke!"
"elloell thanks gary!"
"say tom, arent those women's underwear?"
"no gary, im not wearing underwear."
"oh.."
"tom, im gay"
" i know and im okay with it"
"who is there"
"cash"
"cash who?"
"no thanks, but i'll take a peanut!"
"elloell tom, funny joke!"
"elloell thanks gary!"
"say tom, arent those women's underwear?"
"no gary, im not wearing underwear."
"oh.."
"tom, im gay"
" i know and im okay with it"
elloell by i should be asleep September 12, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026