Most likely to shag his own family member and likes to nonce on little children as a hobby whilst taking them to his basement where he keeps the starving children he stole
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.