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When you have one really nice girl and a major stupid dating each other.
damn! that couple is an esteben.
Esteben by Bob Burpy September 29, 2007
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esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez 

A guy from the dopest Disney channel show, sweet life of Zach and Cody, who works at the Tipton hotel as the bell boy.
Ayo did you see esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez in that green suit today?
An OP, bad-ass, handsome genius who can do anything he wants once working for it. He usually is kind of a loner but has a lot friends but doesn't want to have that many. He doesn't like unwanted attention or being popular. Wants to have a successful, normal, peaceful life. He hates troublesome things, and or getting involved in them unnecessarily, even when he doesn't want to. He is an introvert most of the time, but if he wants to he can be an extrovert. Hes is often depicted as a mysterious person. He has incredible abilities in which all of them are unique and very useful. He is a friendly person, and very honest when it comes to sensitive things. He's someone you can count on, but its a big mistake to manipulate him or get on his bad side. He doesn't like to be violent but will if necessary and it'l be bad for whoever has to deal with him. A perfect guy, who all the pretty girls want and can help a friend without doing all or most of the work to get a girlfriend. He usually is single but goes out with a pretty girl that is very smart and special.
Someone: Esteban the bad-ass, is he even human, or an experiment.
Esteban by Kiyotaka September 19, 2019

Esteban Julio Roberto Montoya Dela Rosa Ramirez

Name of the bellboy character in "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody"
He is the from around Peru, has pet chickens in his country, and calls Zack and Cody "little blonde peoples".
He is of hispanic/latino descent.
I wasn't named Esteban Julio Roberto Montoya Dela Rosa Ramirez for nothing!

Esteban Loaiza 

This excellent stunt, is where you spread someone's buttcheeks apart, and place salsa (mild or hot) in the butthole and proceed to eat the salsa with your tortilla chips or Fritos Scoops.
mmm I sure could go for and esteban loaiza right about now
Esteban Loaiza by Neal December 4, 2003

Estéban 

Some people are special, but never more so than the Estébans. They may seem lonely, but they are resourceful and know how to fend for themselves very well. This makes them introverts with strangers, but extroverts with those around them. People with this name are very intelligent, lucid, strategic and observant. Despite this, they always keep it simple and never complicate their lives for nothing. They never seek trouble and prefer with a few good, loyal friends rather than dozens of friends. The Estébans don't like to be the center of attention, nor do they like to be popular. With a great sense of friendship, they will never let a friend down and will always be ready to help. Despite all these qualities, the Estébans are very suspicious of strangers, they are very rude and radical. These will never go see new people on their own, so don't be surprised if they look mysterious and weird. The Estébans are not the people they seem to be, they mean so much to us when we really know them.
It’s so nice to got a Estéban in my life, I can always ask him for any help for anything and he’s gonna help me.
Estéban by KingDemon005 November 27, 2021
Ee Esteban he a chill as foo , he loves mobbin with the homies around watson.he is a professional joint roller .you can find that foo straight posted !
Oh shit that’s the homie Esteban
Esteban by 1watson4 October 15, 2019
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
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me : look at you all sad & shit
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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