Ernsberger

More like deserves a hot dog. Someone who loves hot dogs, has a nervous cough, outrageously loud hackle (laugh) and yells out obnoxious words such as but not limited to:

FUCK
PUTTY FUCK
SHIT
THIS IS HORSE SHIT, GRANDMA
and etc...

Most days an Ernsberger will have some far out exaggerated story that pertains to absolutely no good to society. An Ernsberger will also try to date his best friends girl. An Ernsberger, however, can be a nice to be around.

Ernsberger: "I can buy that Mustang shell, you can find engines everywhere for 'em."

Realistic Person 1: " You have no money to buy even the shell"

Ernsberger: "(Nervous cough while avoiding eye contact) Well as soon as I sell my mopeds I know that I will have more than enough fer it, and enough for the lift kit and V8 for my XJ."

Realistic Person 2: " You are so full of shit"

Ernsberger: hey whens your girlfriend coming over again?

Ernsberger by Rita Evelyn Martin October 27, 2010

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Lydia Wiese Joe Erenberger

True love getting married July 14th 2006 in the missippi rive

Lydia Wiese Joe Erenberger True Love like coffee and cream or popcorn and butter

Lydia Wiese Joe Erenberger by Joelydia November 10, 2008

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Ebensberger

A floor mat at a black traphouse

My bitch is being is being an ebensberger.

Ebensberger by The Nigger Blaster March 25, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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