More like deserves a hot dog. Someone who loves hot dogs, has a nervous cough, outrageously loud hackle (laugh) and yells out obnoxious words such as but not limited to:
FUCK
PUTTY FUCK
SHIT
THIS IS HORSE SHIT, GRANDMA
and etc...
Most days an Ernsberger will have some far out exaggerated story that pertains to absolutely no good to society. An Ernsberger will also try to date his best friends girl. An Ernsberger, however, can be a nice to be around.
Ernsberger: "I can buy that Mustang shell, you can find engines everywhere for 'em."
Realistic Person 1: " You have no money to buy even the shell"
Ernsberger: "(Nervous cough while avoiding eye contact) Well as soon as I sell my mopeds I know that I will have more than enough fer it, and enough for the lift kit and V8 for my XJ."
Realistic Person 2: " You are so full of shit"
Ernsberger: hey whens your girlfriend coming over again?
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.