Erloc 

It means suspeous
Or sus

Hey your acting Erloc today

Erloc by anonymous September 22, 2021

Eroc's Law 

Eroc's law is an internet axiom that states that in any place where an MMORPG that is not Final Fantasy is mentioned, there will be at least 1 person present to extoll the virtues of Final Fantasy.

Similar to Godwin's Law, in that the longer a conversation about MMORPGs continues, the higher the likelihood of Final Fantasy being mentioned becomes.

"I was on YouTube looking at Ashes of Creation gameplay, but the comments were full of weebs talking about Final Fantasy. Eroc's Law strikes again!"

Eroc's Law by Azraeli May 14, 2021

ergocentric 

A person who believes that their work is the central reason for their existence

1: people in today's world only ever live to work
2: yeah! we really do live in an ergocentric society
1: oh my gosh, yes!! all they care about is work, none of them care about personal lives
2: it's because we're so economically centered; work has become the thing we center our lives on

ergocentric by Mrs, Worldwide February 24, 2019

Premature eloculation

Premature eloculation is the what happens when you get in your car, and you reach over to unlock the door for someone, and they try the handle too soon so you have to unlock it again, and they try it too soon again so you have to unlock it yet again. Their repeated attempts to open the the door too soon is known as premature eloculation.

Karen: Would you please give it a second before trying to open the door? That's premature eloculation!

Premature eloculation by AEI January 11, 2008

earlock 

Earlock. When a tune gets stuck in your head. See also: earworm.

"That tune gave me an earlock. I could not get it out of my head for hours."

earlock by GeoFan November 26, 2013

Erocktion 

A erection one would get in pre-historic times, such as cave (rock) men

"I poked my head into your window and betty was undressing. She saw me there, but she didnt stop."(Barney)
"What?"(Fred)
"She didnt stop. I mean, she saw me there looking at her, but she kept undressing."(Barney)
"Whoa are you serious?"(Fred)
"Yeah, i got an erocktion."(Barney)

Erocktion by Lee Bird July 19, 2009

Brett Erlich 

An incredibly funny, intelligent, condescending-to-idiots-yet-kind, gorgeous specimen of a man.

He also hosts Viral Video Film School and Rotten Tomatoes on Infomania.

I want to feel Brett Erlich's bones on my bones.

Brett Erlich by Not my real nameeeeeee November 8, 2010