by ILoveJinglez August 29, 2009
the erkling fucks up your life.
have you ever had something go missing with no explanation, only to find it moments later in a place you just looked?
that's the erkling messing with you.
did your alarm not go off?
again, his fault.
strangely enough, he's also on your side in the respect that he drags you out of your nightmares before they can kill you.
he almost always takes the form of a young man with oddly pigmented hair. his true form is unknown.
he lives under the stairs.
have you ever had something go missing with no explanation, only to find it moments later in a place you just looked?
that's the erkling messing with you.
did your alarm not go off?
again, his fault.
strangely enough, he's also on your side in the respect that he drags you out of your nightmares before they can kill you.
he almost always takes the form of a young man with oddly pigmented hair. his true form is unknown.
he lives under the stairs.
by ghost in neon November 9, 2007
A highly potent purple strain of marijuana; Purple Erkle is a parent plant to Princess Purple, Grandaddy Purple, and many other purple strains. It has a very fruity/skunky taste and smell, and leaves you with a delightful aftertaste resonating your mouth.
by Steve Urkel November 10, 2007