Erika Parker
Erika Parker is a stupid fat troll. Do not mess with her, she is a fugly carrot and if you talk to her the only words that will come out of her mouth and mean mean words. she might even call you a horse! No boys like her because she is stupid, ugly, fat and has nooo curves. She happens to have the unfortunate body type of a seal! THAT'S GROSS! when ever she likes a boy they don't like her back (I mean who would she's stupid). but boys beware! Rumor has it the last boy she liked crushed her heart, so she ate him! and over all who the hell would name their child Erika Parker? to have this name is to be super unlucky and if you have this name I would seriously consider getting run over by a school bus like Regina George. but make sure its a yellow school bus or else I will sister snatch your bra and put it in the freezer!
Btw Erika don't feel bad this is just how I feel about you!
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REBECCA OUT!!
for ya'll that didn't know Erika is a real person... but she looks like a horse!
Btw Erika don't feel bad this is just how I feel about you!
XOXOXOXOXOXO
REBECCA OUT!!
for ya'll that didn't know Erika is a real person... but she looks like a horse!
Erika Parker by rebecca dicky April 1, 2019
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