FUCK ME

Something i say to my mommy

Me:FUCK ME MOMMY. MOM: Your penis is only one inch though sweetie.

by HelpIHaveDeppresion February 8, 2019

Fortnite Erections

When you look at the thicc peoples skins like those gingermans with those big butts and sexy boobs

Can you be too attracted to women? bobby: "look at that sexy cowgirl. i got fortnite erections cause of her" john: "ew i hate you but aww ive been getting dreams of her"

by HelpIHaveDeppresion February 8, 2019