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Erection Day 

How someone of Asian descent would say Election Day, due to the lack of an "L" sound in their dialect
(In your best asian accent) "I vewy excited to vote on erection day dis'a year"
Erection Day by gnarlo January 31, 2008
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Erection Day 

A special holiday in which males compete in a competition to see who has the best erection. Simple by balancing a ball on their penis, urinating, and masturbating. Clothes are not permitted on this holiday.
Jamie hosted an annual Erection Day contest to see which penis has the best erection! All because of her bare midriff
Erection Day by VBruno November 12, 2013

Election Day

No school!

(and a day for voting and other crap)
Who cares about voting, we don't have to go to that school-like institution!
Election Day by Urban Dictionary November 1, 2004

Election day

1:"Yay, it's election day."
2:"Who are you voting for? Trump or Clinton?"
1:"Hasn't Clinton already been president."
2:"No, I'm pretty sure that was Bill."
1:"Well it seemed to me like she was president back then"
Election day by Mr. U. Dictionary November 6, 2019

Election Day

The date on which voting Americans choose who will become President of the United States of America.
Election Day comes every four years.
Election Day by JPA June 3, 2004

Election Day

(United States)
The 1st Tuesday of random months throughout the year when people go out to vote on things that don't matter to anybody at all.

(2008 United States Presidential Election)
The day 6.5 billion people watched CNN to see The Great Messiah Obama become the 1st black president of The United States of America.
"Who did you vote for last Election Day?"

>>"Who cares? It wasn't the 2008 United States Presidential Election."

"Good point."
Election Day by southparkrox October 12, 2009

Election day

When America either gets saved or fucked on the first Tuesday of November every 4 years.
On Tuesday, November 3rd, 2020 America is going to have its election day where the electoral college decides if America gets saved or not. It might create a civil war if the results go bad.
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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