When Haylie has too many WhItEcLaWs and she farts a line of magical poop, like gunger.
Guy 1: yooooo this girl is erecelitcal!!!
Guy 2: what does that mean???
Guy 3: it’s an old tale abt a girl named haylie, she had too many white claws and like shat herself? And it was like gunger.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.