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erectitude 

The state of being erect.
"My erectitude lasted for 2 hours after I woke up, and I wasn't even thinking about sex!"
erectitude by Dick Gottfried September 29, 2003
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Erectitus 

uncontrollable erections, usually caused by any and or all women
"dude i think i have a bad case of erectitus, everytime i see a chic, BAM!!! boner.
Erectitus by Charles Sroufe February 16, 2009

erecelitcal 

When Haylie has too many WhItEcLaWs and she farts a line of magical poop, like gunger.
Guy 1: yooooo this girl is erecelitcal!!!
Guy 2: what does that mean???
Guy 3: it’s an old tale abt a girl named haylie, she had too many white claws and like shat herself? And it was like gunger.

Gunger: Slimy stringy poo.
erecelitcal by Yolo🕺 January 30, 2023
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026