Epsteined

To hide the cause of death, to cover up murder, to conceal murder.

1. It did not take a coroner to realize the evidence was Epsteined.
2. The evidence had been Epsteined suggesting murder!

by garblebox February 14, 2021

epstein

To shit uncontrollably upon having eaten to quickly; to shit your pants

"Hey man hurry up and finish your food so we can get to the party."
"Dude stop your going to make me pull an epstein"

Or

"When the cop gave me that sobriety test I swear I almost pulled an epstein."

by michael epstein September 10, 2007

epsteined

....."he just got epstiened" ..............means that he got murdered....

Epsteined was first used on a Twitch chatroom of #Robbaz and was spotted by #AlexisMason

........Jeffrey Epstein got epsteined..........

.........John F. Kennedy got epsteined.........

..........John Lennon got epsteined........

.........Martin Luther King Jr. got epsteined...

by #AlexisMason September 14, 2022

epsteined

rape, sexually harass kids

The guy was charged for rape. He epsteined neighbor's kid for years.

by pickled_dong July 5, 2020

Jeffrey Epstein

didn't kill himself.

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

by mitt namn January 9, 2020

Do the Epstein

To "commit suicide" while having powerful people with motivations for wanting you dead.

"Did you hear about Tim?"
"No, did he Do the Epstein after sleeping with the mayor's wife?"
"Yeah!"

by bustyorc August 31, 2019

Jeffrey Epstein

A massive fucking cunt who either did or did not kill himself depending on who you ask. Also someone who makes millions and lives on a pedophile island. He was also said to be a great lover of massages.

There are two types of extravagantly rich people, the Elon Musks and the Jeffrey Epsteins.

by Kappalambda June 17, 2020