Jeffrey Epstein

A massive fucking cunt who either did or did not kill himself depending on who you ask. Also someone who makes millions and lives on a pedophile island. He was also said to be a great lover of massages.
There are two types of extravagantly rich people, the Elon Musks and the Jeffrey Epsteins.
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Jeffrey Epstein

A man who owned a private island where he abused underage children. A former US President and a British Prince, among others, knew exactly what he was doing but didn't report it to the authorities. He also DID NOT kill himself.
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Jeffrey Epstein

Big guy with big dreams. He plays UNO with some if the most powerful men ever. Also kinda shitty person ngl
Guy 1: "That guys a real smart ass huh?"
Guy 2: "Hes a real Jeffrey Epstein
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jeffrey epsteined

to be killed by a government agency in secret and having it framed as suicide
i heard putin jeffrey epsteined himself
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Jeffrey epstein

HE DID NOT KILL HIMSELF HE DID NOT KILL HIMSELF HE DID NOT!!!
Bitch: Jeffrey Epstein killed himself.
Intellectual: No he did not!
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Jeffrey Epstein

Someone who didn't kill himself
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself

ps. if the mods don't accept this definition, they are on Epstein's list.
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