Epople

Verb:
To Epople - Epopling

The method by which bubble-wrap is purged of air.

Epopling is carried out in many ways, but the most frequent method (and only method certified by the International Epopling Authority) involves firm placements of thumbs upon bubbles until all air is released in a sharp and satisfying manner.

Many people have referred to this as "popping" bubble-wrap, but this insidious degradation of language is committed by uneducated simpletons who are unaware of proper Epopling etiquette.

Freddy: Hey, whatya got there?
Olive: It's a big bundle of bubble-wrap!
Freddy: Oh hand it over! I love to pop it!
Olive: THAT'S EPOPLE YOU WRETCHED WHELP!

by Cougzie March 30, 2009

Epopedminaphobia

Fear of going to die in out of country (or state) place

So what if we die in Canada I have Epopedminaphobia I rather die here.

by VibezXD February 27, 2023

eporleum

A sport. The rapid movement of the male gonads in a vertical rigorous motion against the bark of a tree. If your balls explode, you lose. But if the tree bark comes off you win.

The man lost the game of eporleum and and his gonads.

by Bil March 23, 2004

Eppler Junior High

A junior high located in the middle of nowhere michigan where it’s 80 percent chaldeans with perms and a fake chain, and all the girls have a nicotine addiction

Bro, I would be quiet, you have a girlfriend from Eppler Junior High.

by The one and only WB April 17, 2022

eppler

a venomous creature that is akin to a camel spider that has actual hands. the hands resemble rat like claws that have the dexterity of a level 10 paladin in 1980's dungeons and dragons. this creature routinely sides with the devil in battles of good versus bad. tend to not know what they have until it is gone.

an eppler is usually someone of who thinks they have extreme power and riches (but are incontinant) who treats people as if they are nothing. hence, they are the "black mamba" of them all. They act good and kind like a paladin, but really are the "rat clawed" devil's doer.

by twigenstien December 12, 2010

eporleum

A sport invented in 2003 involving the gonads of the male sex, where he (e.g. the jackass) must reciprocate his balls up and down the rough bark of a tree (pref. maple).
If the man loses (as in, his balls fall off), then he must seek emergency treatment and possibly a sex change.

Once the man went to the woods to eporleate, he never returned to sanity.

by Davo March 26, 2004

exople

Exople: extreme passion and excitment which can lead to explosion or self combustion.

E.g I'm so excited I think I may exople.

(I'm so excited I think I may explode)

by nighthawk33522 June 19, 2011