Epidemixologist

A person offering online instruction in the creation of various alcoholic beverages using whatever is on hand to people stuck at home due to the Covid-19 pandemic.

Thanks to that Epidemixologist on YouTube, I learned how to make a new cocktail using no-name vodka, powdered grape Kool-Aid, and cooking sherry.

by The Gorn March 23, 2020

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epidermisologist

1. A fictitious doctor who specializes in the treatment of ailments concerning the outmost layer of human skin.

2. What most of the English-speaking world incorrectly thinks epidemiologists are.

Vivian: So, what do you do for a living?
Justin: I'm an epidemiologist.
Vivian: Oh, you're an epidermisologist? One of those skin doctors?! Can you give me a discount on laser treatments?
Justin: ... Um, no.

by cupcakekachoo December 11, 2013

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