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Epic Rap Battles of History 

n: A compilation of rap battles done by famous (or infamous) individuals, examples include Adolf Hitler vs Darth Vader, Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking, and Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris. The individuals performing the battles usually have one thing in common, or one thing completely contradictory to one another.
Announcer: Epic Rap Battles of History: Benjamin Franklin VS Billy Mays BEGIN
Benjamin Franklin: I'm Big Ben Franklin and this shan't be pretty
Let me instruct you how we battle in the City of Philly
You couldn't sell Rick James a bag of crack, you're out of practice.
My victory's more certain than death or taxes.
Fact is, you're a hack whack QVC joke
You peddle soap, that cleans bird shit from my windows.
I'll craft a lyrical coffin then spit the nails in
Call me Arthur Miller son, cuz It's death of a salseman.
Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays here with a special TV offer
Watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father
I'll take my awesome auger, and sow your quaker oats
I'll shoot your rhymes down like a regiment of raincoats
I'm lord of the pitch, and leader in home sales.
You're just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail.
Benny's got kite'n key, but you're in for a shock
When I strike you with bolts from my lightning rod cock!
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Epic Rap Battles of History 

Taking wonderful, brilliant members of our history and mocking them. Ruining history twice a year by shaming brilliant men and women of our past by dressing people up in costumes that look little like who they're suppose to be, then giving them 'lyrics' that are so vulgar, immature and improper that it just makes more of a fool out of the producers.

Immature children seem to think it's funny and proceed to suggest other major historic figures to mock. Maybe it would be tolerable if it were actually entertaining or humorous in a way. But instead it is simply painful to watch as it makes you see that there are others out there that are actually that uninformed about history and uneducated enough to find it 'funny'.
Have you seen the latest Epic Rap Battles of History episode? They mock the founders of the country they're living in and get about 95% of the history wrong. Pretty good episode for them.

Epic Rap Battles of History

Epic Rap Battles of History is a genuinely funny YouTube channel where it takes random people in history, and then puts them in a rap battle. It has inspired channels like Freshy Kanal, Discord Rap Battles, Epic Rap Battle Parodies, Whitney Avalon, Cam Steady, Uberocity, Eddie's Rap Channel, etc.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
BABE RUTH!
VERSUS!
LANCE ARMSTRONG!!!!!!
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