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Epic Rap Battles of History 

n: A compilation of rap battles done by famous (or infamous) individuals, examples include Adolf Hitler vs Darth Vader, Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking, and Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris. The individuals performing the battles usually have one thing in common, or one thing completely contradictory to one another.
Announcer: Epic Rap Battles of History: Benjamin Franklin VS Billy Mays BEGIN
Benjamin Franklin: I'm Big Ben Franklin and this shan't be pretty
Let me instruct you how we battle in the City of Philly
You couldn't sell Rick James a bag of crack, you're out of practice.
My victory's more certain than death or taxes.
Fact is, you're a hack whack QVC joke
You peddle soap, that cleans bird shit from my windows.
I'll craft a lyrical coffin then spit the nails in
Call me Arthur Miller son, cuz It's death of a salseman.
Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays here with a special TV offer
Watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father
I'll take my awesome auger, and sow your quaker oats
I'll shoot your rhymes down like a regiment of raincoats
I'm lord of the pitch, and leader in home sales.
You're just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail.
Benny's got kite'n key, but you're in for a shock
When I strike you with bolts from my lightning rod cock!
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Epic Rap Battles of History 

Taking wonderful, brilliant members of our history and mocking them. Ruining history twice a year by shaming brilliant men and women of our past by dressing people up in costumes that look little like who they're suppose to be, then giving them 'lyrics' that are so vulgar, immature and improper that it just makes more of a fool out of the producers.

Immature children seem to think it's funny and proceed to suggest other major historic figures to mock. Maybe it would be tolerable if it were actually entertaining or humorous in a way. But instead it is simply painful to watch as it makes you see that there are others out there that are actually that uninformed about history and uneducated enough to find it 'funny'.
Have you seen the latest Epic Rap Battles of History episode? They mock the founders of the country they're living in and get about 95% of the history wrong. Pretty good episode for them.

Epic Rap Battles of History

Epic Rap Battles of History is a genuinely funny YouTube channel where it takes random people in history, and then puts them in a rap battle. It has inspired channels like Freshy Kanal, Discord Rap Battles, Epic Rap Battle Parodies, Whitney Avalon, Cam Steady, Uberocity, Eddie's Rap Channel, etc.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
BABE RUTH!
VERSUS!
LANCE ARMSTRONG!!!!!!

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026