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Epic Failure 

The point where you can't do anything right. At this time your existence is pointless. You are a failure and will always be a failure.
If you score lower on a test than a class of retarded 4th graders, you are an epic failure.

Also includes: Falling off of your house, running into a wall, Trex, trying to look good in winter clothing.
Epic Failure by Nick Callies April 29, 2008

Epic Failure 

1.When someone completely fails at life.

2.Completely failed attempt to do something that would be considered rather simple.
Any one of these will make you an Epic Failure.

1.Accepting the existance of World or Warcraft.

2.The thought of playing World of Warcraft.

3.Actualy playing World of Warcraft.

4.Failure to commit suicide.

5.Failed second attempt to commit suicide using same method.

note: I actualy know someone that did #5
Epic Failure by Allrize April 29, 2008

epic failure 

2007-2008 Patriots go 18-1 and lose the super bowl...the only game that matters. Choked on the last game to miss their chance at history. Giants won 17-14 in Super Bowl XLII
Person one:Man did you see the epic failure by the pats.
Person two: Yeah they choked miserably and didn't go undefeated
epic failure by veritas347 February 7, 2008

epic failure 

a failure so incredibly astounding it goes down in history with the guy who threw his shoe at President Bush and missed and Pet Rock.
"You just misspelled your name... epic failure."
epic failure by LindsayLouFool December 21, 2008

EPIC FAILURE 

When one severely screws up a good thing in an effort to look cool. In essence making an ass out of one's self.
The recent change to the look and operational ease of the website FACEBOOK was an "EPIC FAILURE" by the NOOB responsible.
EPIC FAILURE by Chaynzaw March 19, 2009

Epic Failure 

1.No matter How hard you try, you Always do it wrong. 2. You suck at everything you do
"Hey can you hand me that glass?"
"Uhh,Sure"
*Glass falls*
"Epic Failure."
Epic Failure by Mr.BallJangles October 20, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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