Ephi

Her name means fruitful in Hebrew, and that is a great word to describe her personality and how she is. Ephi is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. The moment you lay eyes on her you’ll fall in love. She may get on your nerves sometimes, and may be a little impatient sometimes,but her personality and bright smile makes up for it. Hold her tight and never let her go, because she is a rare being, and you won’t be able to get one like her ever again. Ephrata is definitely one of the best people you’ll ever know, she’ll make you feel a arrange of emotions all at a once, but one emotion you’ll always feel when you talk to her is happiness. When she talk in her language it’s sexy asf and her energy is contagious and will have you grinning from ear to ear. If you ever meet a ephi, make sure you love her and treat her like the queen she is, because she can be gone just like that. She deserves the whole world and the moon, so make sure you try your hardest if you meet a ephi. Ephrata will make you laugh when your mad, smile when your upset, and give you butterflies cs of how fucking fine she is. Ephi is the type of girl you want to bring home to show off to your mom and family, and the type of girl who you want to live your whole life with. Ephi is different, which is what makes her so rare and a must have. Every guy should want a ephi in their life. But only some are blessed to actually have a Ephrata. I’m one of those blessed few. And I thank God for that.
ewedishalhu.

Ephi is such an angel

by lewisssssssssssssssss July 13, 2019

ephinpoestra

A minor disagreement between neighbors in Ancient Greece. Most ephinpoestri were resolved architecturally.

Helen looked Troy's gift horse in the mouth on the second date. The ensuing ephinpoestra was mollified by erecting a column.

by FunkyMarcus January 27, 2011

Ephixa

EDM Producer who likes bacon and Zelda and is speculated to be a penguin. He left Monstercat because, well, nobody knows the full story, but apparently he wasn't taking the running of Monstercat as seriously as others. He has been very quiet and introverted lately but is expected to return in 2014. Long live Ephixa.

Have you heard Ephixa's new song?
What the fuck no he doesn't have a new song, but Awesome To The Max is awesome to the max!

by DogeIsLoveDogeIsLife December 29, 2013

ephies

Shorthand for a pill containing primarily ephedrine. Used for weight loss and as an alternative to caffeine for stimulation

"I got a hundred ephies last week for twenty quid"

by Shalroth May 15, 2005

ephis

Word usually used to call someone an idiot

When he he made a stupid statement his older cousin called him an ephis

by Wilbert McDougal February 6, 2007

ephialtes

character in the movie 300 by frank miller, ephialtes wanted to be in the spartan army but was too pussy to lift his sheild high enough to fit in the phalanx formation

after rejection from the badass leonidas, he took sides with the transexual xerxes, and then wore a funny hat and pajamas, which he much prefered to his manly spartan hot pants.

the closest thing to quasimodo and paris hilton.

spartan captain: fuck off you beast!
leonidas: sorry for my captains actions, his dick is too big for his hot pants, so to speak.
ephialtes: leonidas, let me be part of your hench army
leonidas: no, you are ugly
ephialtes: mother, father, you were wrong!!! *jumps off cliff*

by lord fingelburnstein April 10, 2008

Ephios

Something that none can describe it by words, something so powerfull that no man is able to resist is faith. Death is near when Ephios approaches, so beware my friend do not underestimed the power of Ephios, as it will not underestimed yours...

Ephios is 10 times more powerfull then MI$A.

by Illuminaty May 13, 2005