A girl name similar to Iphigenia (She who was born to be a strong person.) Usually the girl who has this name has determination, is a tough and strong girl, looks not easily broken but is mentally fragile. She will seem rude, but she loves and protects the people she cares about with all her soul.
"Ephigenia is a strong woman!" "I'm afraid of Ephigenia..." "Ephigenia, despite being tough, was originally gentle."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.