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character in the movie 300 by frank miller, ephialtes wanted to be in the spartan army but was too pussy to lift his sheild high enough to fit in the phalanx formation

after rejection from the badass leonidas, he took sides with the transexual xerxes, and then wore a funny hat and pajamas, which he much prefered to his manly spartan hot pants.

the closest thing to quasimodo and paris hilton.
spartan captain: fuck off you beast!
leonidas: sorry for my captains actions, his dick is too big for his hot pants, so to speak.
ephialtes: leonidas, let me be part of your hench army
leonidas: no, you are ugly
ephialtes: mother, father, you were wrong!!! *jumps off cliff*
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someone who doesnt have to work hard when it comes to girls he's just a natural when it comes to pleasin the ladies
Celebrities are an example of Ephriam because girls go crazy over them.
Ephriam by yo_mama1 May 11, 2009
An amazing character from the best series ever, Everwood. He plays the piano and will always love Amy... Try not to believe different.
Ephram by Hilde September 29, 2005
A hot jew; typically in favor of the sport lacrosse.
All the ladies looked at Ephram when he walked into the room.
Ephram by ShakspeareanDoc June 12, 2017
The epitome of flawed perfection. Sure, he can be a douchebag, and he forgets things and can get insensitive, but doesn't everyone? He's competitive almost to a fault, and you'll definitely know when he wins, or loses for that matter. A damn sexy mofo that even if you wouldn't date him, you probably still want to fuck him.
A guy that no one really knows his sexuality, and he doesn't seem to either. Nobody really cares though, because let's be honest - everyone wants to date him. He'll date anyone and treat them like royalty - at least, until they break his heart, then bitches better be ready.
"Damn, Ephram is looking like a snacc today."

"When isn't he?"
Ephram by TheHumanBin May 24, 2018