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ben englefield 

a filthy skindog, who lies constantly about the size of his penis and anything that makes him sound cool,
his inadequacy makes him seek out and date unusually tall women who have been deflowered by adam price!!
Hey dave,
remember when ben told us that he went to the shops to buy a shirt and the hot chick behind the counter tried to pick him up by saying "didnt we used to go to school together?" and ben said "yeh i think we did....do u remember allan???
"umm yeh i do" the pretty victim said.
"well he is dead" benjamin said.
and then once again through a girls pity he weazeled his tallywacker into a girls ham wallet

that guy is such a lying ben englefield!!!
He has made baby jesus cry more than the whole jewish population!
Related Words
1- surround something completely.
2- Swallow.
"Flames engulf the building, killing and burning many people."

"Reptiles do not chew their food; lizards swallow their food whole, while snakes engulf their prey"
engulf by mattique January 1, 2012
The definition of one person's culture, language or nationality turning into English.
What have you learnt to-day, lad?

I have learn about how these Saxons tried to Englify the celts. It's specifically the britons.

Englefield Green 

A small human waste disposal unit 40 miles away from London.
If you are a chav or want to take up this exciting new lifestyle of claiming the title "benefit lord" this could become your new home. Plenty of rich snobs to rob along your exhausting commute to the drug dealer. However, if you are a car or house enthusiast, I wouldn't move here as your prize possessions probably won't stay in your hands for a while.

Many scary monsters and super freaks live here. If you like living, run in the opposite direction.
I want to get stabbed, lets go to Englefield Green
Englefield Green by Captain OCD October 12, 2022

engulfed 

involved,covered,surrounded, completely and to affect sbd strongly
many politicians are mostly engulfed in a series of corruption scandals
engulfed by taurusDking June 8, 2015

Englutch 

Englutch is the daft way Dutch people talk English. If there are words which appear in both languages, they just pronounce them in Dutch, even if the words have totally different meanings, like the word 'of'.

An 's' becomes 'sh',
'v' becomes an 'f',
'th' becomes 't', 'f' or 'd'.

And so on.
A Dutch interviewer once got laughed at by the Spice Girls when he was constantly mentioning their turd album (third album).
Englutch ish de deft way Dutch people tok English. If dere are words which appear in boaf lankwitshesh, dey shust pronounsh dem in Dutch, even if de wordsh hef totally different meaningsh, like the word 'of'.
Englutch by zundbarg November 7, 2008