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ben englefield
a filthy skindog, who lies constantly about the size of his penis and anything that makes him sound cool,
his inadequacy makes him seek out and date unusually tall women who have been deflowered by adam price!!
his inadequacy makes him seek out and date unusually tall women who have been deflowered by adam price!!
Hey dave,
remember when ben told us that he went to the shops to buy a shirt and the hot chick behind the counter tried to pick him up by saying "didnt we used to go to school together?" and ben said "yeh i think we did....do u remember allan???
"umm yeh i do" the pretty victim said.
"well he is dead" benjamin said.
and then once again through a girls pity he weazeled his tallywacker into a girls ham wallet
that guy is such a lying ben englefield!!!
He has made baby jesus cry more than the whole jewish population!
remember when ben told us that he went to the shops to buy a shirt and the hot chick behind the counter tried to pick him up by saying "didnt we used to go to school together?" and ben said "yeh i think we did....do u remember allan???
"umm yeh i do" the pretty victim said.
"well he is dead" benjamin said.
and then once again through a girls pity he weazeled his tallywacker into a girls ham wallet
that guy is such a lying ben englefield!!!
He has made baby jesus cry more than the whole jewish population!
ben englefield by allan (the fucking) baron October 20, 2008
Related Words
Engluf • englefficient • englund • engluzz • engulf • Englefield • Englefield Green • englefisse • Englified • Englify
Englify
What have you learnt to-day, lad?
I have learn about how these Saxons tried to Englify the celts. It's specifically the britons.
I have learn about how these Saxons tried to Englify the celts. It's specifically the britons.
Englify by _Neutral_Definition_Definer_ January 10, 2017
Englefield Green
A small human waste disposal unit 40 miles away from London.
If you are a chav or want to take up this exciting new lifestyle of claiming the title "benefit lord" this could become your new home. Plenty of rich snobs to rob along your exhausting commute to the drug dealer. However, if you are a car or house enthusiast, I wouldn't move here as your prize possessions probably won't stay in your hands for a while.
Many scary monsters and super freaks live here. If you like living, run in the opposite direction.
If you are a chav or want to take up this exciting new lifestyle of claiming the title "benefit lord" this could become your new home. Plenty of rich snobs to rob along your exhausting commute to the drug dealer. However, if you are a car or house enthusiast, I wouldn't move here as your prize possessions probably won't stay in your hands for a while.
Many scary monsters and super freaks live here. If you like living, run in the opposite direction.
Englefield Green by Captain OCD October 12, 2022
engulfed
engulfed by taurusDking June 8, 2015
Englutch
Englutch is the daft way Dutch people talk English. If there are words which appear in both languages, they just pronounce them in Dutch, even if the words have totally different meanings, like the word 'of'.
An 's' becomes 'sh',
'v' becomes an 'f',
'th' becomes 't', 'f' or 'd'.
And so on.
A Dutch interviewer once got laughed at by the Spice Girls when he was constantly mentioning their turd album (third album).
An 's' becomes 'sh',
'v' becomes an 'f',
'th' becomes 't', 'f' or 'd'.
And so on.
A Dutch interviewer once got laughed at by the Spice Girls when he was constantly mentioning their turd album (third album).
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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ulzzang
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.