English Grammar

<noun>

The correct spellings and grammar of English words may only be found in an English dictionary, from England.

If you were to consult an American version of the English dictionary, you would find many perversions of our language within.
Why do the Americans insist that their spellings are correct just because their country is bigger than England? We spoke it first, we spelt it first, we wrote the first dictionary, the language is called English, when did 'Americanism' first enter our language? Who was the first fool to miss off the U in 'colour,' the S in 'maths,' the I in 'Aluminium' and the UE in 'analogue?'

It's so unfortunate...
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"I brang some CDs" is an example of bad grammar.
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Ben and Matt only talk with English grammar.
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English grammar should be pointed out with correct and accurate terms.
Yo see me, Youll do so l8r, trust me on 'dis!
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Something that Linux users lack since they all dreamt of compiling the kernel while sleeping through their English classes.
An example of poor English grammar is 1337/leet speech.
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an arbitrary system of rules used by one group to dominate another. used ironically.
Bro, I'ma wup some English grammar on yo ass.
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Accommodate (two c's and two m's)
Asthma (sneaky "th")
Colonel (even though we pronounce it "kernel")
Conscience (even though we pronounce it "con-chense")
Embarrass (two r's and two s's)

basically living hell ;)
Bob: English Grammar sucks!
Jeff: yessss
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