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Englandn't

When someone can't speak english well although it is their first language.
"Bro I did the sickest thing the last day"
"The other day...?"
"Englandn't"
Englandn't by Your favourite Dad March 24, 2021
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New England Tumbleweed

A crumpled up Dunkin Donuts bag (litter) blowing and tumbling in the wind.
Yo check that shit out! That’s a New England Tumbleweed if I’ve ever seen one!
New England Tumbleweed by ZefsDead January 25, 2019

Redbank New England Tour

When a person allows Maine Hot Pocket, New Hampshire Nasty, Vermont Corona Mudslide, Massachusetts Mailbag, Rhode Island hot tub, Connecticut Cowballs to be done to them.
Vicky was hoping that in September she would get to go to New England to see the leaves, but when she was hit by the bus on her way to buy tampons her dreams were ruined until George agreed to give her a Redbank New England Tour.

New England Twizzler 

Where you rip of the tail of your girlfriends dead cat and shove it up her ass, while screaming Armageddon.
"So I pulled off the damn cat's tail and shoved it up her ass"

Dude, you gave her a New England Twizzler?

"...They got a name for it?"
New England Twizzler by DanteMalkav December 9, 2008

Old-England Tea Bag 

The Old-England Tea Bag is when you urinate on your S/O's face then proceed to take a dump into her mouth.
Dude 1: I gave my wife the Old-England Tea bag this morning.
Dude 2: Wow! How'd she take it?
Dude 1: She filed for a divorce this morning.

New England Tea

A slang term for pot.
Example and Origin:

Professor: have you ever heard of that New England Tea?
...
Student: Is that a name for weed?
...
Professor: Oh, I mean long island tea.

New England Tube Sock 

When you microwave your cum sock into a clam chowder-like gruel and force feed it to your partner in bed.
"I fed Stacy a nice helping of New England Tube Sock last night bro, she barfed everywhere"
New England Tube Sock by Ohlsson_ January 12, 2021
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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