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Engaging in prostitution 

I didn't engage in any prostitution that I'm aware of. Unless I've been set up. Which I will just appeal because I wouldn't pay a single cent for the last sex I've had and if someone else did then they wasted their money.
Hym "Engaging in prostitution? You are trying to make me guilty of everything of everything I said you are doing and everything I said I would do. And that's the difference. I'm both biased and objectively correct and you're just biased. It's just more biased pearl clutching. Oh no muh kids parish the thought and then you pretend to faint because you're a fucking actress. You're ridiculous. Isn't a good thing you're always wearing make up. That probably makes it super easy for you to throw on your red wig and hop in your for your side gig. Jesus! Seriously. We wouldn't even need politics if you idiots could step outside of yourselves for even a single second. A bunch of partisan hacks! All of ya!"
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