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Endancement 

En-dance-ment.
Enhancement through dancing. To enhance a statement or emphasize a point with a dance.
Ex: No one at the office got my presentation, so I made some endancements to it, and it was a hit
Endancement by Heindle November 26, 2016
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Dick Endangerment

The act of placing one's penis in situation's that would cause irreputable harm and severe damge to said penis if anything was to go awry
Friend 1 # Hey man isn't that girl a known jizz bucket
Friend 2 # Yeah man and he hit it raw
Friend 1# Dick endangerment at its finest
Friend 2# I'll notify the CDC

Revenue Enhancement Zone 

Photo Radar traps/traffic enforcement cameras, catches speeders, redlight runners, claims it is for traffic safety but the real reason for these traps are to get more money for them, out of our wallets.
Revenue Enhancement Zone/Photo Radar cameras at intersections.
Revenue Enhancement Zone by inipi January 6, 2012

enhancement smoker 

A person who smokes cannabis or other smokable drugs primarily to enhance other experiences (rather than simply for the "high" itself). Such individuals are less likely to enjoy merely smoking and sitting around doing nothing. This phrase was popularized by Jon Stewart's character in "Half Baked."
Enhancement Smoker: You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on WEED?

Sexual Enhancement 

To raise and intensify a sexual act or situation to a higher degree.
Jack used the ol' slap and twist as a sexual enhancement
to increase Jill's orgasm.
Sexual Enhancement by R2-DQ February 11, 2010

Male enhancement 

Using herbs, patches or pumps to enlarge your penis.
When you enlarge your member with male enhancement- gigp.com a pickle
Male enhancement by Annamee January 14, 2007

Male Enhancement Vehicle (MEV's) 

Those cars that guys drive that include the Truck with the ball sack hanging from the bottom of the back bumper, or the Caddy with hubcaps that spin while he’s not driving, or the sports car for that guy feeling a little older than he used to, or the big SUV with the little cartoon kid wizzin' on the Ford or Chevy logo, or the rust bucket with the tires that are more expensive than the whole car is worth, or the car plastered with NRA and Ducks Unlimited stickers. These are MEVs: Male Enhancement Vehicles.

Now, if you’re a bit on the redneck side, these guys might be considered KEEPERS, but sorry, I just think they’re ridiculous.
I had a truck with balls cut in front of me the other day, total Male Enhancement Vehicle (MEV's).
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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