Empyreal

The land full of hope and pride. A place only tormented by the Dracula cult. A paradise without beauty. The only place where teens sit all day talking about lolis and how they wish that anime girls were real, The only place with a melon and a sandwich that beat each other. The only place with a demented cult of furry simps that pray to Dracula every night before bed. This is Empyreal. A land made great by the god of Jazz himself. Every day he has to face the burden of talking to annoying people.

Jazz: Hey melon I just woke up
Melon: Just let me enjoy Empyreal

Jazz: Hey melon I just ate
Melon: Just let me enjoy Empyreal

Dracula: * breaths*
Every furry there: THIS IS WHY EMPYREAL IS SO GOOD

Empyreal by Father of jazz March 29, 2021

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EmpyreanDota

A washed Dota 2 player who spends his days simping now.

Damn there goes EmpyreanDota again party queuing with girls again. What a simp.

EmpyreanDota by CursedFuck May 28, 2021

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Empyrean

The uppermost layer of visible Heaven. Believed by ancients to be the realm of fire or light. Also considered by ancients to be a paradise among the heavens.

Shatter the Empyrean by Anaal Nathrakh

Empyrean by arachide28 October 11, 2008

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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