Empyreal

The land full of hope and pride. A place only tormented by the Dracula cult. A paradise without beauty. The only place where teens sit all day talking about lolis and how they wish that anime girls were real, The only place with a melon and a sandwich that beat each other. The only place with a demented cult of furry simps that pray to Dracula every night before bed. This is Empyreal. A land made great by the god of Jazz himself. Every day he has to face the burden of talking to annoying people.

Jazz: Hey melon I just woke up
Melon: Just let me enjoy Empyreal

Jazz: Hey melon I just ate
Melon: Just let me enjoy Empyreal

Dracula: * breaths*
Every furry there: THIS IS WHY EMPYREAL IS SO GOOD

by Father of jazz March 29, 2021

Empyre

Kingpin Drug Dealer out of SW Bakersfield CA from the notorious TDF crew.

yo man, you hear about Empyres new dodi?"

by illwill1 October 04, 2009

Empyric

em·pyr·ic

NOUN

ɛmˈpɪrɪk, ɪmˈpɪrɪk

1. A person who gives 'the fire within' to another
2. A person who converses, trains or engages with another person in such a way to give them the sense of 'the fire within'

From
· the Greek word 'pyr' which means 'fire;
· the prefix 'em-' which means to give a quality to another; and
· the suffix '-ic' which means to define a characteristic of another.

She was feeling lacklustre and needed motivation, so her Empyric delivered some inspiring words to help her fire up again.

by Empirical Dynamics May 04, 2023

That Nigga ELIX empyre

a dashing nigga probably worth more then 500 dollars (4x)

That Nigga ELIX empyre worth 4x your whole family tree

by billkapri October 26, 2022